Death Wish...

Okay, this cat really must have a death wish. It's the only way I can explain it. It was bad enough last week when we cleaned our carpets one night & he used the dining room carpet as a bathroom the next night. But now, when I am in the middle of cleaning out our closets, he decides that would make a good bathroom. But, not on the carpet, or the dirty clothes laying everywhere, nope. He has to go on the pile of papers, pictures & misc. junk that happens to be on the floor... lovely!